its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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