Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
