you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Be still, my beating vagina.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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