This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
She said her name was "party"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize