How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
