Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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