Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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