you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
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We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
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But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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