im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
We got so high we made milksteak
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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