we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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