you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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