she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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