I didn't shave. On purpose
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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