the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I'm both gender and math confused
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