I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
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I think he's only dating me for my ass...
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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