Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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