in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
