yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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