I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
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Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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