My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
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I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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