I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
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Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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