did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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