Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
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I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
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