This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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