She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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