Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
birth control should be required to get into college
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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