2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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