So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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