I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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