Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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