have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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