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he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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