So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
It's never too late to be topless.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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