They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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