And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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