it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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