I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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