why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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