Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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