He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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