roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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