doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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