He disabled his match.com account in front of me
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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