You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
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I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell