Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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