Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...