You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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