My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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