The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
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Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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