I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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