she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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