just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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