Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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