my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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