Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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