He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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