She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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